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Fakeer:
“ALLAH k naam per de de baba..

 

Dukandaar:
“Kal aana…

Fakeer:
“Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!.

MORE JOKE, JOKES and JOKES!!!

Amir’s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.

 

But

Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]

NOw..

EnJoy

GHAJINI
(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA)

MORE JOKE, JOKES and JOKES!!!

Emergency Lag gai hai.
Watch Geo T. V
Asif Zardari ko maar diya hai
.
.
.

 

Sheri Rahman ki Adaaon ne.

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Maa: beta shadi us larki se karna jo perhezgar ho, 5 waqt k namazi ho, hafiz e quran ho, sharef ho

 

Beta: maa mein ne shadi karni hai DAMM nai karwana…

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

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Ae kalam jara abd se chalna mohabat ka paigaam hai
teri noke ke neeche mere dilbar ka naam hai

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Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!
Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!!
Jaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tujhe dekhega!
Magar Aankhein hamari kahan se laayega

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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

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Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana !
Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!!
AAJ bus mood mein the to message bhej diya!!
Par Roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!

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Nigahon se dekh liya hota , Tamanna thi agar azmane ki !!
Humto yunhein behosh ho jate , Kya zaroorat thi Muskurane ki !! …. !!

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kisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar legi
kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai mar legi
karke mohabat koi na bachega
jo bacha use tanhai mar legi


Tujh se mil ker bhi kuch khafa hein hum
be-maruwut nahin tau kya hein hum

hum ghum-e karwaan mein baithe thay
laug sumjhe shikasta pa hein hum

is turhan se humein raqeeb milay
jaise mudat ke aashna hein hum

raakh hein hum agar yeh aag bujhi
juz ghum-e dost aur kya hein hum

khud ko sunte hein iss turhaaN jaise
waqt ki aakhri sadaa hein hum

kyon zamane ko dein Faraz ilzaam
wo nahin hein tu be wafa hein hum

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