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Jokes & Jokes

Posted by: on: March 17, 2009

Fakeer:
“ALLAH k naam per de de baba..

 

Dukandaar:
“Kal aana…

Fakeer:
“Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!.

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Amir’s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.

 

But

Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]

NOw..

EnJoy

GHAJINI
(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA)

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Emergency Lag gai hai.
Watch Geo T. V
Asif Zardari ko maar diya hai
.
.
.

 

Sheri Rahman ki Adaaon ne.

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Maa: beta shadi us larki se karna jo perhezgar ho, 5 waqt k namazi ho, hafiz e quran ho, sharef ho

 

Beta: maa mein ne shadi karni hai DAMM nai karwana…

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Urdu Jokes and SMS Jokes

Posted by: on: March 17, 2009

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

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Ae kalam jara abd se chalna mohabat ka paigaam hai
teri noke ke neeche mere dilbar ka naam hai

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Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!
Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!!
Jaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tujhe dekhega!
Magar Aankhein hamari kahan se laayega

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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

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Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana !
Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!!
AAJ bus mood mein the to message bhej diya!!
Par Roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!

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Nigahon se dekh liya hota , Tamanna thi agar azmane ki !!
Humto yunhein behosh ho jate , Kya zaroorat thi Muskurane ki !! …. !!

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kisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar legi
kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai mar legi
karke mohabat koi na bachega
jo bacha use tanhai mar legi


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Tujh Se Mil Ker Bhi Kuch Khafa Hein Hum

Posted by: on: February 17, 2009

Tujh se mil ker bhi kuch khafa hein hum
be-maruwut nahin tau kya hein hum

hum ghum-e karwaan mein baithe thay
laug sumjhe shikasta pa hein hum

is turhan se humein raqeeb milay
jaise mudat ke aashna hein hum

raakh hein hum agar yeh aag bujhi
juz ghum-e dost aur kya hein hum

khud ko sunte hein iss turhaaN jaise
waqt ki aakhri sadaa hein hum

kyon zamane ko dein Faraz ilzaam
wo nahin hein tu be wafa hein hum

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Urdu Romantic Poetry

Posted by: on: January 26, 2009

Abhi To Baaj Ki Asli Udaan Baaki Hai,
Abhi To Aapka Imtihan Baaki Hai,
Abhi Tak To Aapne Zamin Dekhi Hai,
Abhi To Pura Aasmaan Baaki Hai.

Ek Ada Aapke Dil Churane Ki,
Ek Ada Aapke Dil Me Bas Jane Ki.
Chera Aapka Chand Sa,
Aur Ek Zid Hamari Chand Pane Ki.

Nazar Tumhari, Nazar Hamari,
Najar Ne Dil ki Nazar Utari.
Nazar Ne Dekha Nazar Ko Aise Ki..
Nazar Dosti Ko Lage Na Hamari.

Nanhe Se Dil Mai Armaan Koi Rakhna,
Dunya Ki Bheer Me Pehchan Koi Rakhna.
Ache Nahi Lagte Jab Rahte Ho Tum Udaas,
In Hoton Pe Sada Muskaan Yehi Rakhna.

Jhele Hain Kai Gam Humne Bhi,
Na Socho Ki Akele Hain Hum Abhi.
Lekin Jo Sahara Bana Tha Humara,
Ab Lagne Laga Kyun Who Bhi Ajnabi?

Aasan Nahi Hota Kisi Ko Bhulana,
Chahe Vo Apna Ho Ya Begana.
Dil Ki Batein Bas Samajhta Hai Dil Hi,
Inhe Kya Samjhega Ye Zalim Zamana.

Ishq Ke Bhi Andaz Hote Hain,
Jagti Ankhon Mein Bhi Khawab Hote Hain.
Zaroori Nahi K Gam Mein Anshu Nikle,
Muskurati Aankhon Mein Bhi Sailab Hote Hain.

Chehrey Par Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Se Chalkta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye,
Inkar Bhi hai, Iqraar Bhi Hai.

Har Baar Dil Se Yeh Paigaam Aaye,
Zubaan Kholu To Tere Hi Naam Aaye.
Tum Hi Kyon Bhaye Dil ko Kya Malum,
Jab Nazroo Ke Saamne Haseen Tamaam Aaye.

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Sardar Jokes, Jokes

Posted by: on: January 11, 2009

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi

agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di
jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe

Sardar told his son:

‘‘o tu ghabra mat,

tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘

Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti

Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki

Hi aulad hai‘‘…….

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Chrishtmas and New Year Wallpapers

Posted by: on: December 24, 2008

Christmas Wallpaper – Special Collection

(Special Collection Christmas Wallpaper)

Christmas and New Year Wallpaper for your Desktop Background

CHRISTMAS WALLPAPERS

Christmas wallpapers

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Christmas wallpapers

NEW YEAR WALLPAPERS

New Year wallpapers

New Year wallpapers

New Year wallpapers

New Year wallpapers

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Urdu Poetry Wallpapers – Urdu Poetry – Romantic Urdu Poetry

Posted by: on: December 23, 2008

Urdu Poetry Wallpapers – Urdu Poetry – Romantic Urdu Poetry

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Christmas and New Year SMS Collection

Posted by: on: December 16, 2008

New Year SMS

Christmas SMS

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New Year SMS Collection

Posted by: on: December 10, 2008

The object of a new year is not that we should
have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.

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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New
Year in.
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

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Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on
New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

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For last year’s words belong to last year’s language,
and next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.

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Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past.
Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God
that it can go.

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Christmas SMS Collection

Posted by: on: December 10, 2008

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and
behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Send to your Friend(s)

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all
things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May
you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS

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Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in
the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the
season! Season’s Greetings!

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Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of
hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of
charity in the heart.

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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past
forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t
like about office Christmas parties is looking for
a job the next day

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