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New Year SMS

Christmas SMS

Kal jab mile thhe….toh dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile toh kehte hain…your file not found

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai….woh repeat kar doonga…
Agar Tu naa mili   toh  apni zindagi….ctrl+ alt+delete kar doonga…

Shayad mere pyar ko….tum taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya…..ke paste karna bhool gaye…

Laakhon honge nigaah mein…. kabhi toh mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe…..kabhi toh double-click karo…

Roz subha hum kehete  hain…pyar! se unhe good morning…
Magar woh aise ghoor ghoor ke dekti hain …jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke….I don’t like your face.
Par kya kare  dil ke storage mein….there is no more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikale…pehen ke ek reshmi gown.
Na Jaane kitne dilon ka….ho gaya Server down ..


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lamhoN ke chiraaGh

vo niiNd kii tarah narm sabzaa
KhvaaboN kii tarah ramiidaa shabnam
phuuloN kii tarah shaGhuftaa chehre
Khushbuu kii tarah latiif baateN
kirnoN kii tarah javaaN tabassum
shoale kii tarah dahaktii Khvaahish
taaroN kii tarah chamaktii aaGhosh
saaGhar kii tarah chalakte siine
sab qaafilaa-e-’adam ke raahii
vaadii-e-’adam meN chal rahe haiN
taariikiyoN ke khile haiN parcham
lamhoN ke chiraaGh jal rahe haiN
har laamhaa hasiin aur javaaN hai
har lamhaa faroGh-e-jism-o-jaaN hai
har lamhaa aziim-o-jaavidaaN hai

(sabzaa : herbage; ramiidaa : terrified; shaGhuftaa : blooming; latiif : elegant; tabassum : smile; shoalaa : fire-ball; dahaktii : burning; aaGhosh : embrace; saaGhar : glass of wine; qaafilaa : caravan; ‘adam : abyss; vaadii : valley; taariik : dark; parcham : banners; faroGh : light; jism-o-jaaN : body and soul; aziim : great; jaavidaaN : eternal)

kaThin hai raahguzar thoRii duur saath chalo

kaThin hai raahguzar thoRii duur saath chalo
bahut kaRaa hai safar thoRii duur saath chaalo

(kaThin : difficult; raahguzar : path)

tamaam umr kahaaN ko’ii saath detaa hai
maiN jaantaa huuN magar thoRii duur saath chalo

nashe meN chuur huuN maiN bhii tumheN bhii hosh nahiiN
baRaa mazaa ho agar thoRii duur saath chalo

ye ek shab kii mulaaqaat bhii Ghaniimat hai
kise hai kal kii Khabar, thoRii duur saath chalo

abhii to jaag rahe haiN chiraaGh raahoN ke
abhii hai duur sahar thoRii duur saath chalo

(sahar : dawn)

tavaaf-e-manzil-e-jaanaaN hameN bhii karnaa hai
“Faraz” tum bhii agar thoRii duur saath chalo

(tavaaf-e-manzil-e-jaanaaN : circumabulation of the house of beloved)

SARDAR SMS

Sardani to her die husband:
She was crying:
vay tu vay tu othay tur gyan jithay diva na bati,
vay to othay tur gyan jithay manji na piri,
vay to othay tur gyan jithay ata na roti..

Her son asked:
Amma, Aba kitae Pakistan tey nahi
tur gaya?? 🙂
Sender: MFJ On: 03/12/2008 Send to your Friend(s)
EK SARDAR JEE OFFICE K 25TH FLOUR PAR KHARAY THAY,
AIK ADMI AYA AUR BHOLA MOHAN TUMHARY BETI GHAR SE
BHAG GAYE,
SARDAR NAY YE SUNTE HE US 25TH FLOUR SE CHALANG
LAGAYE,
JAB WO 15TH FLOUR PAR PUHUNCHA TO US KO YAAD AYA K
US KE TO KOI BETI HE NAHI,
10TH FLOUR PAR PUHNCHA TO US KO YAAD AYA K US KE
TO ABHI TAK SHADI NAHE HUWI
ZAMEEN PAR PUHNCHTAY HUWAY USE YAAD AYA K US KA
NAAM HE MOHAN NAHE MUFT MAY MAR GAYA
Sender: Admin On: 28/11/2008 Send to your Friend(s)
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl

said Im 1yr elder to you...........

Sardar said Oye No Problem

Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sender: Admin On: 28/11/2008 Send to your Friend(s)
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari

mshkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh

say ek kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay

..... friend: acha, yar to bara

lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS

laiti hay.
Sender: Admin On: 28/11/2008 Send to your Friend(s)
Sardar to wife : It is shame but let me confess I
have become HOMOSEXUAL.
Wife:- How come?
Sardar: I have Sex at HOME only!
Wife: Thank God I am not.
Sender: Admin On: 28/11/2008 Send to your Friend(s)

Zardari SMS , Funny Zardari Jokes

Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.
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2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.
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Ba Adab

Ba Mulahiza

Hoshiyar

Beghairat-e-Azam

Badshah-e-Kanjaran

Zaleel-ul-Mulk

Shahenshah-e-Jooa

Sardar-e-Haraami

Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.
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Ek he saff main khary ho gaye zardari aur Nawaz…

Na rahi BiBi aur Na He Ahmed Faraz!

Ba Adab

Ba Mulahiza

Hoshiyar

Beghairat-e-Azam

Badshah-e-Kanjaran

Zaleel-ul-Mulk

Shahenshah-e-Jooa

Sardar-e-Haraami

Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.

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