Kal jab mile thhe….toh dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile toh kehte hain…your file not found

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai….woh repeat kar doonga…
Agar Tu naa mili   toh  apni zindagi….ctrl+ alt+delete kar doonga…

Shayad mere pyar ko….tum taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya…..ke paste karna bhool gaye…

Laakhon honge nigaah mein…. kabhi toh mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe…..kabhi toh double-click karo…

Roz subha hum kehete  hain…pyar! se unhe good morning…
Magar woh aise ghoor ghoor ke dekti hain …jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke….I don’t like your face.
Par kya kare  dil ke storage mein….there is no more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikale…pehen ke ek reshmi gown.
Na Jaane kitne dilon ka….ho gaya Server down ..

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