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Hindi SMS Jokes Hindi Jokes

Posted on: March 3, 2009

Lamha Lamha….karke waqt guzar jayega,7fero ka
sathi tumse bandh diya jayega,abhi bhi waqt hai
yaaro kisi ko patha lo,kya pata kal kisi ka pataya
hua maal tumeh sup diya jayega……..

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raadhe raadhe kudi phasaade
harre murari hove kunwari
jai shri ram bane meri jaan
wahe guruji da khalsa ek soni kudi di lalsa

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Ram Ram frnd wa! Kaisn ho?
Hamar se kono galti hui gava ka?
Tohar SMS ka darsan ko ik jamana beet gva
Torant ik dui SMS wa bhej dio hmar phono pe.
Dhnewad.

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LALU JI 1 mnth BUSH se english ki training le k
wapis India aye

1 din phone aya

LALU bolay: “who is speaking?

jawab aya:
HUM SASURA BUSHWA BOL RAHA HOON ;->

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LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti Urh Gai,
Phr Bijli Karki.

LALU Said: “Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn..” ;-

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How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open
the door, who doesnt know english.

Think

Say this fast in American accent.

‘There was a cold day!’ ;->

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Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his
1st mtch,score 100 in d mtch &hit a 6 of d last
ball 2 defeat england?

GUESS!

WHO?

AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN.

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Headlines of 2025..

HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:

1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed
2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.

2. Dhoom 1/liter.

6. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where
he can speak for a whole day… ;->

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jab jab tharo sms aaway mare aang aang mein gudee
gudee aaway thare sms ka konee kasoor moro mobile
vibration par huway

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