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Zardari SMS

Posted on: December 6, 2008

SARDAR SMS

Sardani to her die husband:
She was crying:
vay tu vay tu othay tur gyan jithay diva na bati,
vay to othay tur gyan jithay manji na piri,
vay to othay tur gyan jithay ata na roti..

Her son asked:
Amma, Aba kitae Pakistan tey nahi
tur gaya??🙂
Sender: MFJ On: 03/12/2008 Send to your Friend(s)
EK SARDAR JEE OFFICE K 25TH FLOUR PAR KHARAY THAY,
AIK ADMI AYA AUR BHOLA MOHAN TUMHARY BETI GHAR SE
BHAG GAYE,
SARDAR NAY YE SUNTE HE US 25TH FLOUR SE CHALANG
LAGAYE,
JAB WO 15TH FLOUR PAR PUHUNCHA TO US KO YAAD AYA K
US KE TO KOI BETI HE NAHI,
10TH FLOUR PAR PUHNCHA TO US KO YAAD AYA K US KE
TO ABHI TAK SHADI NAHE HUWI
ZAMEEN PAR PUHNCHTAY HUWAY USE YAAD AYA K US KA
NAAM HE MOHAN NAHE MUFT MAY MAR GAYA
Sender: Admin On: 28/11/2008 Send to your Friend(s)
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl

said Im 1yr elder to you...........

Sardar said Oye No Problem

Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sender: Admin On: 28/11/2008 Send to your Friend(s)
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari

mshkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh

say ek kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay

..... friend: acha, yar to bara

lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS

laiti hay.
Sender: Admin On: 28/11/2008 Send to your Friend(s)
Sardar to wife : It is shame but let me confess I
have become HOMOSEXUAL.
Wife:- How come?
Sardar: I have Sex at HOME only!
Wife: Thank God I am not.
Sender: Admin On: 28/11/2008 Send to your Friend(s)

Zardari SMS , Funny Zardari Jokes

Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.
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2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Ba Adab

Ba Mulahiza

Hoshiyar

Beghairat-e-Azam

Badshah-e-Kanjaran

Zaleel-ul-Mulk

Shahenshah-e-Jooa

Sardar-e-Haraami

Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Ek he saff main khary ho gaye zardari aur Nawaz…

Na rahi BiBi aur Na He Ahmed Faraz!

Ba Adab

Ba Mulahiza

Hoshiyar

Beghairat-e-Azam

Badshah-e-Kanjaran

Zaleel-ul-Mulk

Shahenshah-e-Jooa

Sardar-e-Haraami

Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.

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1 Response to "Zardari SMS"

SARDAR SMS
Sardani to her die husband:
She was crying:
vay tu vay tu othay tur gyan jithay diva na bati,
vay to othay tur gyan jithay manji na piri,
vay to othay tur gyan jithay ata na roti..

Her son asked:
Amma, Aba kitae Pakistan tey nahi
tur gaya??
Sender: MFJ On: 03/12/2008 Send to your Friend(s)

EK SARDAR JEE OFFICE K 25TH FLOUR PAR KHARAY THAY,
AIK ADMI AYA AUR BHOLA MOHAN TUMHARY BETI GHAR SE
BHAG GAYE,
SARDAR NAY YE SUNTE HE US 25TH FLOUR SE CHALANG
LAGAYE,
JAB WO 15TH FLOUR PAR PUHUNCHA TO US KO YAAD AYA K
US KE TO KOI BETI HE NAHI,
10TH FLOUR PAR PUHNCHA TO US KO YAAD AYA K US KE
TO ABHI TAK SHADI NAHE HUWI
ZAMEEN PAR PUHNCHTAY HUWAY USE YAAD AYA K US KA
NAAM HE MOHAN NAHE MUFT MAY MAR GAYA
Sender: Admin On: 28/11/2008 Send to your Friend(s)

Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl

said Im 1yr elder to you………..

Sardar said Oye No Problem

Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sender: Admin On: 28/11/2008 Send to your Friend(s)

sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari

mshkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh

say ek kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay

….. friend: acha, yar to bara

lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS

laiti hay.
Sender: Admin On: 28/11/2008 Send to your Friend(s)

Sardar to wife : It is shame but let me confess I
have become HOMOSEXUAL.
Wife:- How come?
Sardar: I have Sex at HOME only!
Wife: Thank God I am not.
Sender: Admin On: 28/11/2008 Send to your Friend(s)

Zardari SMS , Funny Zardari Jokes
Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Ba Adab

Ba Mulahiza

Hoshiyar

Beghairat-e-Azam

Badshah-e-Kanjaran

Zaleel-ul-Mulk

Shahenshah-e-Jooa

Sardar-e-Haraami

Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Ek he saff main khary ho gaye zardari aur Nawaz…

Na rahi BiBi aur Na He Ahmed Faraz!

Ba Adab

Ba Mulahiza

Hoshiyar

Beghairat-e-Azam

Badshah-e-Kanjaran

Zaleel-ul-Mulk

Shahenshah-e-Jooa

Sardar-e-Haraami

Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.

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