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Jokes & Jokes

Posted by: Muhammad Faisal Jawaid Attari on: March 17, 2009

Fakeer:
“ALLAH k naam per de de baba..
 
Dukandaar:
“Kal aana…
Fakeer:
“Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!.
MORE JOKE, JOKES and JOKES!!!
Amir’s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.
 
But
Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]
NOw..
EnJoy
GHAJINI
(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB [...]

Urdu Jokes and SMS Jokes

Posted by: Muhammad Faisal Jawaid Attari on: March 17, 2009

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho
MORE URDU JOKES & URDU SMS
Ae kalam jara abd se chalna mohabat ka paigaam hai
teri noke ke neeche mere dilbar ka naam hai
MORE URDU JOKES & URDU SMS
Talaash karo koi [...]

Tujh Se Mil Ker Bhi Kuch Khafa Hein Hum

Posted by: Muhammad Faisal Jawaid Attari on: February 17, 2009

Tujh se mil ker bhi kuch khafa hein hum
be-maruwut nahin tau kya hein hum
hum ghum-e karwaan mein baithe thay
laug sumjhe shikasta pa hein hum
is turhan se humein raqeeb milay
jaise mudat ke aashna hein hum
raakh hein hum agar yeh aag bujhi
juz ghum-e dost aur kya hein hum
khud ko sunte hein iss turhaaN jaise
waqt ki aakhri sadaa [...]

Urdu Romantic Poetry

Posted by: Muhammad Faisal Jawaid Attari on: January 26, 2009

Abhi To Baaj Ki Asli Udaan Baaki Hai,
Abhi To Aapka Imtihan Baaki Hai,
Abhi Tak To Aapne Zamin Dekhi Hai,
Abhi To Pura Aasmaan Baaki Hai.
Ek Ada Aapke Dil Churane Ki,
Ek Ada Aapke Dil Me Bas Jane Ki.
Chera Aapka Chand Sa,
Aur Ek Zid Hamari Chand Pane Ki.
Nazar Tumhari, Nazar Hamari,
Najar Ne Dil ki Nazar Utari.
Nazar Ne Dekha [...]

Sardar Jokes, Jokes

Posted by: Muhammad Faisal Jawaid Attari on: January 11, 2009

Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi
agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di
jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe
Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘
Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai [...]

Chrishtmas and New Year Wallpapers

Posted by: Muhammad Faisal Jawaid Attari on: December 24, 2008

Christmas Wallpaper – Special Collection
(Special Collection Christmas Wallpaper)
Christmas and New Year Wallpaper for your Desktop Background
CHRISTMAS WALLPAPERS

NEW YEAR WALLPAPERS

Urdu Poetry Wallpapers – Urdu Poetry – Romantic Urdu Poetry

Posted by: Muhammad Faisal Jawaid Attari on: December 23, 2008

Urdu Poetry Wallpapers – Urdu Poetry – Romantic Urdu Poetry

Christmas and New Year SMS Collection

Posted by: Muhammad Faisal Jawaid Attari on: December 16, 2008

New Year SMS Collection

Posted by: Muhammad Faisal Jawaid Attari on: December 10, 2008

The object of a new year is not that we should
have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.

Send to your Friend(s)

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New
Year in.
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Send to your Friend(s)

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay [...]

Christmas SMS Collection

Posted by: Muhammad Faisal Jawaid Attari on: December 10, 2008

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and
behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Send to your Friend(s)

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all
things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May
you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS

Send to your Friend(s)

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in
the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you [...]


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